Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Top comments
Feverrotes 15
OP it's because of people like you that United States of America is considered the land of the obese. Giving up on a diet after the first week or so is slightly acceptable, but on the first day? Some people need to come to their senses and realize that posting about their weak commitments/determinations on FML is not the best way to resolve the issue or gain sympathy.
shlee053 2
it's called will power loll
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Comments (151)
brutal_banger 10
god you're so weak willed fatass
paprikacha 9
Because no one here has ever ****** up a diet, I'm assuming, and every single commenter is as skinny as a rail. Bullshit.
brutal_banger 10
everyone cept the fatass'
050294 0
They're only acting like this due to their anonyminity and low self esteem.
xania_fml 0
like 4chan.
perdix 31
Well, if he succeeds on the diet while you fail, do you think he is going to waste his newly-hot body on your lumpy, whale-like blob? You either need to keep up with him on this diet, or sabotage him. The latter is much easier;)
tdawgheath 0
That's a stupid way to diet. You should eat incrementally less each week, that's the real way to lose weight. And it lasts. And you won't be dumb and shovel nasty food down your throat for the sake of being a fatass anymore.
lostfaithinpppl 19
A complete lack of self control is your own fault. Instead of dieting, start eating healthy and live and healthy live style. You should want to have a healthy weight, not be skinny. Do it for the right reasons and you will succeed. Meanwhile, undoubtedly YDI.
ohgosh_noooo 0
never reward yourself when on a diet with food... you'll just put yourself back to square one!
darkmis1 18
YDI! If you wanna lose weight, stop complaining and actually try. NOT an FML.
ehgarcia331 0
There is nothing wrong with being fat but yes Obesity is a major problem. Diets suck especially when ur mind and body must be deprived of daily nutrients. Instead exercise, just run about a mile everyday with the ambition and mind-set to lose weight. Trust me I weighed 210 and dropped to 179 in six months.....and I'm only 14
CranBearry 0
This is Totally a FML, because you're supposed to come on here and admit something pretty embarrassing. It's not to gain sympathy per se but of course it should. I mean, it's pretty judgmental to act like you've never done something pretty embarrassing such as break a diet on the first day, or get caught by your boyfriend doing something you shouldn't. I'm sorry if your ability to relate to people is low, but it seems kind of pointless to come on here and scream at someone about how breaking a diet on the first day is bad when, ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS THEY KNOW THAT :P Since it's their FML.
hot_mess88 0
Curry FTW!