Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Feverrotes 15
OP it's because of people like you that United States of America is considered the land of the obese. Giving up on a diet after the first week or so is slightly acceptable, but on the first day? Some people need to come to their senses and realize that posting about their weak commitments/determinations on FML is not the best way to resolve the issue or gain sympathy.
shlee053 2
it's called will power loll
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Comments (151)
McMarlin 4
Indian food isn't that high-cal, is it?
KesiaFabulous 0
I think it's kinda stupid how everyone is arguing if she is fat or not but what i find wrong with this Fml is... indian food is a SNACK? lol. sillly me. I always thought that was a MEAL! lol. OP clearly has never heard of fruits!! goo buy some. :)
MrFagHole 0
learn some discipline you fat ass
Firestar_fml 0
lol
NateFoust 0
hey u could of been shoving something else in and ur bf walked in
golfpro908 0
like taking the Apple off the forbidden tree. ydi for being fat. try veggies or fruit ... hate to imagine what a meal is to you if a snack is Indian food
rory2812 0
aha thats like coming home to your dog eating everything in the cupboard ahh i can imagine the look on your face
Teekayahr 0
Wow... You're kind of a jerk.
CaptSkippy 9
ek you disgust me, have more self control then that or don't post this shit
angel55033 12
that's quite the snack