Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Feverrotes 15
OP it's because of people like you that United States of America is considered the land of the obese. Giving up on a diet after the first week or so is slightly acceptable, but on the first day? Some people need to come to their senses and realize that posting about their weak commitments/determinations on FML is not the best way to resolve the issue or gain sympathy.
shlee053 2
it's called will power loll
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Comments (151)
fyl11122233 0
now im hungry.....
shopfitch 7
How is this an FML? You ate a little to much Indian food. Why don't you come back when you have something really devastating that happens to you.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
That's rude... Everyone on here is rude. I used to be FAT. All my life up to age 14. Now I'm an athlete. Wanting a change is a good start. Btw, counting calories can cause stress which = to weight gain. Don't believe me? Look on google. I don't give a shit about the thumbs down. There's different kinds of diets and you just need to find the right one for you. sorry op. But you are gonna need some dedication.
sorrowevicteon 9
So THAT's why you were on a diet. If you can shovel it, it isn't a snack...
kei1108 13
It's okay to have a treat/go off diet every once in a while, just be sure you don't go over board. Same goes for the diet itself: don't go overboard! Calories are good in moderation! Eat plenty of healthy things (cutting out dairy and meat really helps, but isn't neccessary.), a small amount of fun things, and plenty of healthy exercise... I hope you are happy with your weight! (you should be!) :D
apineapple 40
Its been 5 years (as of now). I wonder how they are doing?
mswim 27
Love how "snack" equals eating all the leftover Indian food.
Shadow9876 19
YDI
bythewaybetch 16
I would too Indian food is ******* good
T1A2Z3 35
If you don't want to do a diet don't start a diet. Simple.