Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Bubs_fml 0
That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?
member0987654321 0
wtf?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (268)
paige1230 0
awww! you don't deserve that! if he cares more about a video game, i'd get out of that. and the people saying 'you must suck at sex' are tools.
nomi28 0
Wow. He couldn't have even had a quickie?
UserFUCKINGName 0
YO **** YOUR SHIT.
Wesker1989 0
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=584
qwertyuiop8989 0
I think that's more of a FHL than yours. Hey rather play video games than have sex? really? come on now...ask anyone, he is the idiot.
Dragoslav 0
Sheesh, all women think about is sex.
freddie_fml 0
Eh, he can have sex with you any time. You only have your first day with your new Wii once.
nomadxx7 0
@29 I hope you pick up House of the Dead for the Wii. I guarantee you that it's not for moms and young boys. Pretty much within 15 seconds of turning on the Wii you hear "The crack ***** on the street says, 'if this game was a dude I'd probably suck his d***." Other than a few titles it is kid/family based but honestly that is the most crazy game in terms of language I've heard on any platform (well minus maybe the gore of a few Xbox 360 titles).
marisa23 0
hey at least he didn't dump you. one of my boyfriends dumped me when he got his xbox fixed. said he had a left hand and that's all he needed. Sad thing is, he is probably going to die alone.
common_boy 0
yeah... when he gets bored of his wii, ditch him for some game on your phone...lol