Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When...

By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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You deserved it 23 726

By Mia - 12/12/2018 17:00 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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You deserved it 8 646

By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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You deserved it 6 494

By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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You deserved it 1 636

By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML

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Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:11

That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?

member0987654321 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:06

wtf?

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NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:00

Never get between a man and his Wii. Get it? Ha ha ha ha!

absoluteZER0 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:00

I'd choose Wii over a whiny bitch any day. He made the right choice. Especially over a ****.

sage101 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:02

ugg boys!!! mine does that aaaaalll the time... next time he wants to do it, go out with friends =) #56 thats messed up...

batch56 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:02

couldn't you have stayed to play with him?

pathetique_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:05

lame! he can always play AFTERWARDS and have a SUPER awesome day.

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:06

Yeah, Wii could easily turn into sexy time, #58. Especially the boxing part. :)

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:07

That's a real guy's guy there. Haha. :)

baltimorebrian 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:10

You must suck in bed.

rawblerawble 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:24

It might be the best solution that you smash his head with that white box called "wii". that would give you double revenge in one go.

usoedo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:31

My ex did the same.

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Same thing different taste

So frustrating!

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