Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When...

By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Mia - 12/12/2018 17:00 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML

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Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:11

That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?

member0987654321 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:06

wtf?

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ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:15

aaaaaaha

ohitter117 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:17

hahahahaha!!! stupid wii, ruining the sex lives of thousands around the world

sav5716 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:18

No self respecting man plays the Wii...

sharpiebandit 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:54

Agreed.

Elcheer 7

Sunday 23 February 2014 23:12

True story.

humorizer 14

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:18

"I don't need sex, I'm gonna play with my wii!" But yeah... lemme guess: super smash bros brawl?

megamonster99 18

Thursday 20 October 2016 20:50

Melee all the way

kellster 2

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:19

WOW. Um, dump his ass.

Palirose 22

Thursday 8 May 2014 6:14

You don't dump someone because they decided to play some video games. If anything she should have just asked to join him and then maybe try for sex. Relationships aren't all about sex. Also if that's all it takes for you to leave someone..good riddens to you. You're a shitty person to be with.

Tikal_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:19

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Lose his sorry ass.

realhorrorshow88 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:20

NO forgive him. It's probably Mad World. It's worth the wait. You don't want to be distracting him from MAD WORLD, DO YOU?!?!?!

Brown5922 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:24

woww d bag... forget him find some1 else

dickinabox 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:26

I agree with all of these lovely comments before me because it really depends on the game. I may be correct in assuming he has had sex with you previously. However, he has probably been waiting a while to play this game. Let him enjoy it, get bored of it, and then **** the brains out of each other. Best regards, S