Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
I'm no expert, but that doesn't sound like much of a celebration to me.
onlychildFTW 34
You should have kicked out the non-bf people. Or just left. I wouldn't have bothered to put up with that. That's one really crappy anniversary celebration.
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Comments (115)
ale2309 16
Not gonna lie, your fault for paying for everyone. I wouldn't have, eff that! ?
JKPwnage 27
Technically, six months isn't an anniversary, because "anniversary" comes from the word "annual", which means once a year. That's where the term "halfiversary" comes in handy.
Maxxie_moose 4
been there done that.. It definitely sucks :(
doctorwholife 1
Break up with him or threaten to
Satans_rose 5
dump him
Morgana666 6
Where do girls find all these asshats and why do they put up with such idiots??
matty23 8
I only you deserved it because who the **** celebrates half a year?!? really though...
satiricalthomas 10
6 month what are u twelve! Me and my wife celebrated our 10 year at chipotle
iam2fat4u 15
Cheat on him
HalfLit 17
Anniversaries are for years. "Anni" "annual". It drives me nuts when people celebrate no real feats.