Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
I'm no expert, but that doesn't sound like much of a celebration to me.
onlychildFTW 34
You should have kicked out the non-bf people. Or just left. I wouldn't have bothered to put up with that. That's one really crappy anniversary celebration.
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Comments (115)
mangelon86 15
If you don't like his best friend, you won't be around too much longer.
cdawgtate 9
How did you make it a whole six months with that ass hole
Axel5238 29
I would suggest talking to him about it, but guys that are generally this clueless aren't going to change or they know and don't care. I had a 6 month quiet dinner at home with my ex for a year we did something nice for dinner and went out to a comedy club for dinner. Six months in is generally when you start seeing signs of what kinda of person they really are.
domolovesyoshi 33
Sorry, I clicked ydi by accident I don't really think you deserve this.
annarcheer 19
my 6 month is coming up!
beba117 3
Dump his ass!!!
ZombieGurl95 18
I would have told him that you weren't going to be paying, or even going. I'd stay home and he could go spend the time with his friends. And No, he couldn't come over afterwards.
Witchylady 18
Dump him.
mullet3388 16
Anniversary means anual not six months so you kind deserve it for celebrating such an unimportant milestone
l0nelym0untain 3
Time sure flies when a year fits into 6-months. 6-month ANIVERSITY! You deserve it.