Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
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thinecowgoesmoo 0
Shitty. Hehehe.
alexandraa_fml 0
I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.
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Comments (93)
perdix 31
You suck! You gave your boyfriend a present that's going to outdated in a year or two, but he gave you one that will last forever. He's thinking long-term satisfaction, use and enjoyment, whereas you thought you could buy his affection like he was some kind of man-*****.
Stephie_fml 0
Soooo, you define your relationships by the amount of money they spend on you? Jesus christ. It was probably like one of those themed seat covers, too. Or those clear ones with "fish" inside. Something cute and funny. You are ungrateful. And its not like you wont be watching that TV too!
mylifekicksass 0
He's such and asshole. wtf.
happyhak 5
Dump his cheap ass! FYL
Aha09 1
Aw, but don't you know the fifth anniversary is the toilet seat cover anniversary? :D
Residence_fml 4
Why not talk about the amount of money you guys are going to spend on such a gift? Or am I the only one who thinks about that?
ssnickel 0
I'm seriously tired of these posts with these ungrateful women bitching and saying "WAHH my boyfriend didn't get me a big expensive gift... he still got me something but because it's not something huge and ridiculous my life is sooooooo ******, it's so horrible!" Jesus. If the only reason why your life is ****** is because your boyfriend isn't spoiling you like the whiny bitch you are, that's certainly nothing to complain about as I'd say your life is pretty damn good. Go to hell.
too_curvy 0
Wow! A bit much, maybe? The point was that the gifts were so unequal, not that her boyfriend didn't spontaneously throw expensive shit her way. Besides, saying "go to hell" to someone you're never going to meet is a little silly, yes?
ssnickel 0
Well then she's an idiot for buying him a freakin' TV! If I bought someone such an over-the-top gift like that I wouldn't expect something near equal in return, especially not from a BOYFRIEND. All I'm saying is I'm tired of seeing so many people bitch about GIFTS. He didn't have to get her anything at all, so even if it was a shitty gift, at least he thought about getting her SOMETHING, right?
too_curvy 0
I guess that's a good point. Like a few people have mentioned already, the idea of a "gift" in general seems to be lost on OP, as well as a large number of modern (women AND men) complainers.
ashlea925 0
I hope he reads this
AshleighNason 24
meow
Squander 3
Relationship communication Fail.
Poundingsand 0
On the bright side, you'll both be using both!
xNephilim 19
Not neccessarily. They may not live together.