Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
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thinecowgoesmoo 0
Shitty. Hehehe.
alexandraa_fml 0
I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.
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LIEKEFRIET 0
Why the **** would you buy him a flatscreen tv for your 5th anniversary!? Maybe your 50th anniversary..ok.. So of course he didn't get you an expensive gift like that! Cause he's not a dumbass!
XxDarkSatoshixX 0
take back the tv for yourself and idk about the seat though...
SarlaccBits 0
Again with these fake anniversaries. Guys don’t care about this arbitrary date you pick to celebrate nothing! It’s not an anniversary until you are married… it’s just another day that nothing all that spectacular happened. Why not just show your boyfriend all year how much you love him and care for him instead of trying to get him to buy you an expensive gift for no reason on some made up holiday.
sbarre1 0
Not everyone wants to get married. It's a celebration of your time together, and in the case of being together for 5 years, it's completely understandable. But hey, TVs are something you can both enjoy!!!!
weather_woman 0
you are dumb.....anniversaries are big deals to some people. 5 years is a long time. you probably havent been with someone for that long. if someone wants to celebrate how long they have been together, let them. dont say its dumb just because you dont celebrate it.
BrownSugar_fml 5
jiajielibra 0
prob wants to get laid?
perdix 31
Didja notice that he's too cheap to buy an engagement ring after FIVE years? He's probably enjoying the free milk (or, at least, low-cost milk) while he waits for a prettier, younger, hotter cow to come along.
weather_woman 0
guys sit when they take a crap....most guys spend more time sitting on the toilet than girls do
NBeaverhausen 0
oh, I hope he always puts it down for you, you wouldn't want to touch a dirty ol toilet seat Miss Princess
Sweets_wtc 0
I'm tired of these stories, most women want EVERYTHING
Laurasian 0
There is no way that he HASN'T been like this for the past FIVE YEARS. Get over it because it's what you chose or get the guts to leave.