Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
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Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
Patiently waiting for a thousand "What a shitty situation" comments.
chef4money 12
Are you a janitor or do you just work in a small office? Either way, that was a bitch move and she could have cleaned the mess herself. If I trashed a toilet, I would clean it because I would be mortified for someone to see that.
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Comments (59)
khaoticpanda 28
Asserting her dominance
PANDORUM89 21
I've gone in to a restroom plenty of times and there already have been a mess. so how do you know it was her mess? could there not have possibly been a single person before her that made a mess and didn't announce it?
khaoticpanda 28
Because it makes a good story :P
DocDrose 20
My boss is like that :(
Lagalette 19
What a bitch
BoyWhoCriedwoof 5
Just take a picture of the mess and send it to ur coworkers?
jameys 7
welcome to the janitor life, buddy!
NLM22 14
Your boss really must dislike you
shinikageWolf 15
Are you the janitor?
WajdiSmirat 12
Is it even your job to clean the toilet?
clairesucks 37
How do you know it was her?