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Today, I don’t know what my twin sister sees in her new boyfriend, he’s such a creep. I assume that last night they had sex for the first time, because he came up to me, grinning that stupid creepy grin of his, and said to my face that, since were twins, he now knows what my anus looks like too. FML
No surprise he has plenty of experience looking at assholes since he sees one every time he looks in the mirror.
He's an asshole!