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TMI

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 14:00

Spicy

Today, I don’t know what my twin sister sees in her new boyfriend, he’s such a creep. I assume that last night they had sex for the first time, because he came up to me, grinning that stupid creepy grin of his, and said to my face that, since were twins, he now knows what my anus looks like too. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Spicy

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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By jsquared - 05/11/2010 23:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML

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By thegirlwiththedumbassbf - 23/03/2016 22:58 - United States - Camarillo

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML

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How could you?

By PoorJudgeOfCharacter - 25/05/2020 08:00

Today, I found out that before I met my boyfriend of one year, he slept with his twin brother's ex girlfriend who his twin had dated for two years before ending things. Am I dating a monster? FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Spicy

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Top comments

poopface82 19

Monday 16 May 2022 16:25

No surprise he has plenty of experience looking at assholes since he sees one every time he looks in the mirror.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 May 2022 14:14

He's an asshole!

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 May 2022 14:14

He's an asshole!

poopface82 19

Monday 16 May 2022 16:25

No surprise he has plenty of experience looking at assholes since he sees one every time he looks in the mirror.

leogs23 24

Monday 16 May 2022 18:50

But … he’s got a point 🤔

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