Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
TwitchingNebula 17
Just because she's your mom doesn't mean you get special treatment. If one of my kids worked for me and they weren't up to par, yeah I'll can them. Welcome to the real world.
jessherself13 21
You don't deserve special treatment just because you're family, OP. If you don't work hard there are plenty of people who need jobs who are willing to take your place.
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Comments (85)
Pleonasm 36
You deserved it if you didn't do your job right, especially if you acted a fool because you thought you got special privileges.
young_weezy_fml 3
you're welcome
TheDrifter 24
She works hard for the mommy, so hard for the mommy.
TwitchingNebula 17
Nookie! Does it all for the nookie! Jeez...
TheDrifter 24
I guess we're too old, nobody gets the references. Well, that or hours of Justin Beiber and Niki Minaj has rotted the part of their brain that governs musical appreciation.
M3DIC4T3 29
Maybe she just didn't want you to work for her for the rest of your life. That's a harsh way to let you know, especially because that's your mom.
LebanonBaby 26
Awww OP.. Hmmm maybe you werent working hard enough ! Even though your boss is your mon she has to be fair with the other employees :)
rg350dx 29
Eyyyy mon where da red stripe?
LebanonBaby 26
LOOOOOOOLLL !!!! Omg that made me laugh so hard !
HeadlessSparrow 20
A family-owned business is still a business, therefore you can get fired even though your boss is a relative of yours.
mcrepas 19
Gotta empty the nest in some way!
dead_insects 18
but it may have the reverse effect... now that the OP is jobless, they may return to the nest!
olpally 33
I'm sure we'd all like to know why your mom fired you... Seriously. If she did it just because or were you slacking off? Fyl either way, hard enough to get a job in this economy as it is, she just made your life harder.
pumboc 23
Exactly! Context is key.
effiestonem154 11
Sounds like a good mother AND businesswoman.
perdix 31
Just because you got a job through nepotism doesn't mean you can be an incompetent slacker. It would be funny if your mom suddenly started charging you rent, too. Welcome to the real world, princess.