Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
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Tripartita 45
Neat, an FML that makes me sick to my stomach with no detailed imagery of something gross.
moomimamoo 24
Sorry you ever wasted any time working for that man, OP. :(
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Comments (112)
malik5250 13
Sue the company. Use settlement money to buy the store. Boss now works for you
booterus 20
Can't wait until his company falls to pieces and you're not there to put it all back together
tiredofwaiting 25
That is totally unprofessional. I would report him if I were you.
DusTnT 2
I'm almost positive that's conflict of interest. And quiet possibly wrongful termination depending on the state. Louisiana doesn't have a law against it for instance.
guttedbrit 26
that's pathetic. definitely get that reported, OP!
jaqlove 22
You can sue
OrganicSistah 17
Smells like a lawsuit
1_Jew 15
"Sweetheart Promotions" are against most company policies. I'd be talking to your Human Resources dept. Who knows you might just get your job back and him fired along with her.
olillia 16
Human. Resources. Human. Resources. Human. Resources. Did I mention you should call human resources? Don't let him walk all over you like that. Rain some shit on their parade
danman27 15
I think you could complain about that