Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
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Tripartita 45
Neat, an FML that makes me sick to my stomach with no detailed imagery of something gross.
moomimamoo 24
Sorry you ever wasted any time working for that man, OP. :(
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Comments (112)
KayleeFrye 39
I feel for you, OP. Life just likes to slap people in the face sometimes, huh? I was just majorly screwed over at my job, too. Twice. But my FML was rejected. :(
ipohvy 11
You could sue them so hard
kayh666 14
I would be taking him to a tribunal or sue for unfair dismissal. ...cheeky bast**d !!
Witchylady 18
Now that's a law suit waiting to happen. Don't let this opportunity go by. Sue his ass
ThrottleJockey 36
Remember, it's not what you know but who you blow that gets you places these days.
_ravens_ 11
You could probably press charges
BloodyGlass 10
That's illegal and you need to sue this asshole.
copydude 7
Georgia is a right to work state, that means employees have no protection from their employers and can be fired for no reason what so ever... keep voting republican and this is what happens.
Weirddate 11
He'll be sorry when he realizes that she hasn't a clue how to do your job.
randommanwill 11
He's going to have fun if he ever has to fire her. She'll be able to sue him due to the personal nature of their relationship clouding up whatever legitimate reason he has to terminate her employment.