Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I came in to work to hand in my resignation. The minute I walked in, my manager took me aside and said he wanted to talk to me in private. He then cancelled my position and fired me. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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Top comments
ihatecake 0
yay for people who dont explain crap
L3Paparazzo 7
Firing someone on the phone is just to harsh :P
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Comments (65)
AaronTkr 0
dude, she's wearing a pikachu shirt. don't argue with her.
13yearoldboy 0
I forgive you . I am sorry for being harsh
13yearoldboy 0
why r all my comments bein deleted ! argh
peipeiwang0607 0
your boss is a SB
HippoCampus 7
Apology accepted, 13yearoldboy. I'm also correcting my fail from earlier. Was=Wasn't*
13yearoldboy 0
holy shit they killed Kenny!
13yearoldboy 0
ya I figured it was a typo
pinkspaceboundro 0
wow, I would have said, oops- left it at home.
HippoCampus 7
That was a prime example of what working a full-time job and taking 15 credits during the summer will do to your brain.
some1azn 0
"You...you're firing me??" Boss - "Should've seen the other guy" ^~^