Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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Top comments
greekk 21
probably for the best, dating coworkers is a disaster if something goes wrong! chin up :)
enxhi96 21
At least he didn't fire you
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Comments (31)
hipposteve 21
I hope you find a better job.. Its just.. maybe it would better not to see that jerk on a daily basis.
trucker2 33
Damn, sounds more like these women are merely just days of the week.
santosb1 11
OP must have been a Friday, now he's onto Saturday, who will end up breaking his heart. But after every Saturday is a Sunday. Let's hope your Sunday is next OP.
AirBusDriver 23
Like a Boss...
jettheawesome 7
We've all been there
RedPillSucks 33
No. No we've not.
EarlFug 19
Ok this may not be good advice but here's what I think you should do: Have sex with: 1. His wife (if he has one) 2. The colleague 3. Anyone in HR This may not appeal to your sexuality, or sanity. But seems like fun. Seriously, I'm sorry for your problem.
Chelserser 20
You're right about one thing, that was not good advice. :-)
EarlFug 19
That's why I just upvoted you!
worldclassrager 41
At least he didn't let you go
corky1992 33
That's why you don't date people you work with, especially the boss.
vikky538 29
Now thats totally inappropriate
mollydick 12
lol France
Xeebar 28
Now. I'm not condoning what the boss did, AT ALL, but I wanna say he deserves some credit in the fact that he ended it with OP before getting into another relationship. Is he still an asshole? Yes. But he didn't cheat, which is rare for the site's stories like these.