Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me in front of several customers for gesturing too much while I talk, because it's "unprofessional". I was using sign language. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
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Top comments
MomentoMori 23
Your boss needs to take a chill pill. No worries, keep smiling! Good luck to you :)
HowieDoIt 21
Just smile really creepily and say, "May I take your hat, sir?"
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Comments (78)
docphilsman 15
Give him the Sheldon Cooper smile
awilliams44 9
smile like the joker!
misstthang1998 1
I know how that feels my boss has done the same thing to me couple times
epilepticloh 20
Maybe he/she bitched cause your smile is just better than theirs and he/she didn't like it
Creep615 6
Wow your boss is a perfect case of a douche. I feel sorry for you
lil_mars 1
Eh, hate to say it, but get used to it. I've only worked in 2 food services jobs but each time the boss was on my ass to be friendly, peppy, and talkative with the customers. It's not enough to be nice and curteous, you have to practically befriend the customer.
aimeroni 12
Don't worry my boss did the same thing.I work in the customer service department at a grocery store and she would micro manage every little thing anyone did wrong so many employees complained to the DM that we got a new manager!
Goblin182 26
I don't get the smiling wrong thing, but it is totally unprofessional for a supervisor the "bitch out" an employee in public.
ninjalovin 8
If you need some inspiration . Look at my pic
creepyclowntown 10
been there, I quit a job once because they dusbt even give me one penny of a raise at my one year review because "I didn't smile enough"