Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I've been living in Canada for past two years, and my friend from the States came to visit. He was talking about how Canadians are so polite, but I was in total denial, that he didn't know anything. While I was arguing with him, a guy in front of us walked into a pole, then apologized to it. FML
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML
Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, my teacher called me "stupid and ignorant" for referring to myself as Asian. I'm from Pakistan. Pakistan is in Asia. FML
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Top comments
Frenchtony 17
Everyone knows Canada is in Europe ! Vive le Quebec libre !
notjanedoe 27
Well, at least now you don't have to worry about finding the perfect gift for her next birthday. A nice atlas will do nicely I should think.
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Comments (163)
1911 3
she has blonde syndrome
ecascio2010 9
Your best friend is a ******* moron. Has he/she looked at a map lately? Because try are STUPID.
happyconverse 10
I feel so bad for people.
nightbirdblue 27
I hope she never breeds. Intelligence is genetic. :(
militarybrat 21
It isn't actually. You ever see Real Genius?
militarybrat 21
Yes i realize its a movie, but it DOES happen in real life
glamorous18 10
isn't Michigan on the Canadian border?? o.O
kaykay2922 11
I'm Canadian... Faith in humanity dropped by at least 10%... I know where most countries are. This is sad.
MOLLMcAWESOME 11
It's okay, last week I had to explain to my band teacher that Africa is a continent, not a country... What has this world come to...
RedPillSucks 33
Sadly, this has always been the case, especially with Africa and its countries. Most people don't realize that Egypt is in Africa because the news media keep referring to it as a Middle Eastern country.
jonha21 11
And Why did she deserves it -.- or are all those 600 people also on the level of Canada being in Europe #Smh
julien2992_fml 5
as a canadian, that's insulting.
BJM1983 1
Thank you, felt the same way reading the OP.
laaryssa 21
Well that's a shame.