Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I've been living in Canada for past two years, and my friend from the States came to visit. He was talking about how Canadians are so polite, but I was in total denial, that he didn't know anything. While I was arguing with him, a guy in front of us walked into a pole, then apologized to it. FML
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML
Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, my teacher called me "stupid and ignorant" for referring to myself as Asian. I'm from Pakistan. Pakistan is in Asia. FML
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Top comments
Frenchtony 17
Everyone knows Canada is in Europe ! Vive le Quebec libre !
notjanedoe 27
Well, at least now you don't have to worry about finding the perfect gift for her next birthday. A nice atlas will do nicely I should think.
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Comments (163)
MlleMC_fml 19
How can your friend not know this while (most likely) living in a state that borders Canada?
simsgirlgem 25
get her an Atlas
armyaggie 11
Sounds like she is getting north and south mixed up entirely-- was the world map at her school upside down or somthing?
Jelbeztok 17
The stupid hurts my brain.
grizzlybear666 3
kill it before it lays eggs
Chris425 12
I'm losing hope in the world
tariqqq 9
Faith in humanity lost
23Z9TZO 18
Not a moron!!! :((( I'm praying for your recovery from such a traumatic event. No one should ever be called a moron. It's just wrong. FYL HOPE U GET BETTA SOON xoxo
Fedezzer 20
I guess you have to come from 'Murica to know nothing about it.
tj4234 36
well technically planets don't have a north or a south. So in her make believe world of unicorns and dragons Canada is in South America.
Fedezzer 20
Please refrain from reproduction.