Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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Top comments
SouthernSweetie 13
Oh no, the Grinch is back to his evil, anti-Christmas ways!!!
exzaclee 3
He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch...
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Comments (121)
every1luvsboners 11
Did this happen to be one of those hydroponic Christmas trees that I've been hearing so much about with the smokable ornaments?
Namerkp2 8
Don't worry, Santa just put him on the naughty list. You can take joy in knowing he'll be getting coal for Christmas :D.
btstig 11
Really??
SSgt 0
Someone had to say it...
obamathellama 0
GRAMMAR NAZIS....They're back....
FYLDeep 26
I bet the thief will be caught in no time if he keeps it up. Those aren't exactly low-key items that were stolen. It's hard to swipe a Christmas tree without being seen. That's why real thieves just screw over medicare or practice identity theft.
holazzzgurl 0
MR. GRINCH IS ALIVE.
splashman 7
Where are the neighbors during this? It's not like the burglar just took all this from the fourth floor without anyone looking.
GoW_Chick 15
OP didn't say anything about a fourth floor ??
hateevryone 15
sorry to hear that. People always rob & steal around this time of year.
ImSoSloth 0
Robbing and stealing are the same thing.
NBZ_fml 3
Christmas trees must go for a lot on the black market this time of year
majorasshole 4
Oh shit. Bad luck.
mrmrmrman 6
Indeed
VoteForTaco 8
-26 That's just your imagination.