Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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SouthernSweetie 13
Oh no, the Grinch is back to his evil, anti-Christmas ways!!!
exzaclee 3
He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch...
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Comments (121)
Hannah54321 0
There was probably just a lightbulb broken, so he's taking it to his shop to fix it, then he's gonna bring it back. I'm sure of it. =/ sorry about your bad misfortune.
snafu63 0
well why don't you clean it up you lazy ass
prettypinkpixie 9
We all know who did it... It's only because his heart is two sizes too small :(
sammis 0
At least they left the computer so u could post this FML?
hyoid 2
just wondering.. why would anyone say you deserved it. Hope they get their stuff stolen. I am sorry this happened to you.
girl112891 7
OUCH!
dreambig321 1
Omg that really really sucks that's just people with no hearts!
ghashlycrumbs 8
There was a light on the tree that didn't light on one side. He's taking it home to his work shop, my dear. He'll fix it up there and then bring it back here. Now get upstairs with your cup of water.
skitts9896 1
# 16- hahhahha it seems like it :P
juwon410 1
It must be the Grinch