Miscellaneous: Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora....

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Addianna - 15/12/2016 16:04 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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By hinowdie - 01/12/2012 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

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By christmaswillneverend - 02/01/2013 00:18 - United States - Red Lion

Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By makeitstop - 02/12/2009 07:14 - Canada

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

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yomamasmama 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:10

at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....

kopboy1 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:02

I hate Christmas music as well.

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IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:36

Merry Christmas! You must have been naughty!

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:38

[; but seriously, don't be so damn adopted all the time

SarinaBoBina 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:45

grinch

ErroRnazi 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:46

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gitarex 4

Friday 3 December 2010 9:45

you're a whiny lil b***h

MetroKidd 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:55

clever censorship...?

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:46

And your mother swallows.

j4ym4n 2

Friday 3 December 2010 9:51

what the **** is pandora??

EffinAhole 0

Friday 3 December 2010 10:45

read above where the last idiot who asked got a lengthy explanation. Or Google it!

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:14

Google.com Ask.com etc....

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:52

Op said "disrespectful" roommate.

persianlife 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:55

hey, it's Christmas be happy

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:57

I'll be happy when your mother finally sucks my dick.

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:59

Op, some people loves to share their spirits. So, op what's wrong with that? If a desperate solution is needed... .... Ear-plugs

Stumblebum30 5

Friday 3 December 2010 10:11

Where's the problem? Its Christmas time and Christmas music is awesome. So is Pandora. quit being a ba hum bug! 0.o

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