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  Welshite  |  39

I did, and it was one of the best decisions I've made!

The sense of freedom I felt after I was liberated from those awful things was awesome. People started noticing me on the street and calling after me. It took me a while to fully understand what they were shouting, though. Apparently they don't appreciate a half-naked person strutting down the sidewalk.

  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Hey man it's not me who has the problem, I can't even enjoy a girls looks unless I see her face anyway, and I can usually tell a tranny from a granny from a cute girl in panties regardless of the angle, so I'm just making sure you guys know what you're getting into... Just looking out for the little guys, not my little guy.. He knows, dammit! He KNOWS.

  Ohreo  |  2

#69, 53 was referring to a previous fml where a guy took a pic of himself in his girlfriends yoga pants in order to post it on a girls yoga pants forum (or something along the lines of that :P )

  DocBastard  |  38

So you're saying women only need to look after themselves and dress nicely until they have hooked a man, then they can let themselves go to shit? Am I understanding you correctly?

  poccocurantes  |  7

No, doc had it right. Then after you've gone to pot your husband cheats on you. You divorce him, take half, use the money to get back in shape and start the cycle all over again.

  freshberries22  |  17

43 I was joking and I was going to edit but time ran out before I finished. I feel like you should only dress nice if you want to and you shouldn't be expected to dress up for anyone boyfriend or not. Op should dress comfortably as long as it makes her happy.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

guys like a girl who takes care of herself. its not that we wont the hottest piece of tail on the block (at least not for me) its just a characreristic of that persons hygene. she is free to wear track pants all she wants. Men will be just as free to ignore her for it. again not saying I would, just that there are SOME men who are like that.

By  syley  |  5

Possibly one of the most obscure at least horrible fmls I've read. I guess if it bothers you that much then prove her wrong, you have at least 10 years until she would possibly get married, but overall I can't see the severity of this situation

  etchsanity1  |  11

Meh in Canada track pants are sweats ... Nothing cute about sweats they are a sign that you can't keep up with your waistline this may not be the are but track pants just say lazy usually

  Ameel_fml  |  19

I don't know...track pants (to me) usually signify someone who has just gone running or gone to the gym. Not someone who isn't looking after their figure. They might not be the most attractive pants to wear, but they're not as awful as some people here are saying. And, hey, sometimes a simple t-shirt and track pants can look long as they're a flattering pair of track pants, that is. :O

(Though I hate that most people in my town wear track pants that they clearly bought in the mid 2000s because they have those mid-2000s flared legs. It's like...I know you bought those over 7 years ago. They're faded, and pilling, and outdated as hell. Throw them out, dammit!)

  TheDrifter  |  23

You make it sound like 7 years is an eternity and some sort of fashion crime. I guess I shouldn't brag about my mid 80s acid wash and Scooby Doo shirts, eh? Bah, I'll just call it fashion forward and hope it catches on again.