Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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Top comments
ICastillo 25
She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.
MrBrightside21 20
Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.
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Comments (134)
jojimugo 20
42 I like you're style Mr. Academic advisor
DaDivineDevil 11
Wear yoga pants.
katykoolcat 13
Oh u'll get married alright to someone else who wears trackies n maybe who's missing a few teeth.
Gunnie 24
OP, I think you shouldn't think too much into it. I mean, wear whatever you want to wear...It's your life, you make your own decisions...Don't let anyone tell you what you should do and what you should not...Not even me...lol
dangousity 21
I find them desirable on a lady
joethebiden 8
What are you, Russian?
Relenaz 9
I don't understand why so many people are hating on the track pants. As long as they aren't nerdy, are well fitted, and aren't brands that look like they're for old people, they can look pretty nice. :D Heck in the 90's, famous pop stars and rock stars wore them ALL THE TIME. Proof that they were once cool. :P
Xotoolyxo 16
Try yoga pants, they're comfy and look cute
ajkwilso 8
Seriously stop it
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Greetings fellow Kendra! Also, thanks for adding to my list of the only Kendras I know besides myself are bad ones...cases in point: Kendra on Top, Lester's wife in The Cleveland Show, Mary-Kate Olsen playing a witch named Kendra in Beastly, and a local Kendra always in the paper for being in trouble with the law. /facepalm Seriously, leggings and the like are NOT pants. Please stop wearing them as such, especially flesh-colored ones.