Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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ICastillo 25
She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.
MrBrightside21 20
Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.
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Comments (134)
lcvitellaro 6
nothing wrong with track pants.
MedGroningen 4
You've got to give your sister credit for coming up with something like that!
kalbrek009 20
I find track pants wearing as more acceptable than pj's in Walmart, yet just as lazy..maybe you should just wear real clothes.
gc327072 31
Hmm... track shorts or pencil skirts, which is hotter? I can't decide.....
generalasskicker 12
I'd assume you'd like to bang one before you graduate
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Don't listen to her. As long a you're comfy and your future spouse cares more for your personality than your fashion sense, you're golden!
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
You could tell her that she may get married before you, but she won't be nearly as happy or comfy with that attitude.
e_r_r1 3
Why are people being so judgmental about ******* PANTS? Who cares what someone wears? It's their life, it's their decision, it's what makes them happy. Just let them be themselves! It's judgmental people like this that are the reason society is so ****** up. If someone wouldn't marry you because of what you wear, they're obviously not a good person to marry anyway. Be yourself and wear whatever makes you happy OP, someone out there will love you regardless! :)
Ameel_fml 19
I didn't even know pants were such a serious issue, tbh. Most people I know or see in the street wears track pants. They're comfy and easy to wear, and plenty of people don't want to dress in their best when they go shopping. Granted, I live in a small town so it's not exactly fashion-central, but are there people who seriously look at someone wearing track pants and internally strike them off the "Potential future spouse" list? I mean, as long as someone is hygienic and clean looking and attractive, who really cares what they're wearing tbh?
Relenaz 9
Agreed! Little sis was being a brat. Probably copying a line she heard off TV.
U_GotitDude 18
But I like girls in track pants
Gunnie 24
Yaay! All hail for King Arthur! :D
The_Decider 8
She is wise beyond her years