Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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Top comments
ICastillo 25
She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.
MrBrightside21 20
Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.
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Comments (134)
onorexveritas 24
I suggest you stop wearing track pants
mybluedream 8
56, and free tissue.
NYCBOII123 7
I mean this in the nicest way possible, she's probably right.
KirstenZ 6
Haha. That shows her innocence. How cute.
Dinah182 8
May I suggest Victoria's Secret yoga pants? :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Crack pants.
ideasrule 13
Keep on wearing them. Within reasonable limits, your life should revolve around what you like and what makes you feel comfortable, not around what men want from you. Usually, I don't agree with people who say "be yourself", because it's too often used to excuse a real flaw or undesirable personality trait. But in this case, wearing track pants is in no way a flaw, so be yourself!
Ty_Peer 4
Stop using the term "matter-of-factly" so loosely and you might have a chance to win this race.
mistercrow 9
Better than those tight black thingies chicks wear.
andyyroxx 20
62- I'm Korean. Can I get a penis extension?