Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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Top comments
ICastillo 25
She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.
MrBrightside21 20
Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.
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Comments (134)
cmac86 24
she's right.
WeAreRisen 6
Do you wear a burberry cap too? And run around with a cheap bottle of wine that you refer to as "the good shit"?
Lord_of_Trolls 7
Just let yourself go! Marriage is overrated!
yannabanah 9
guess I'm forever alone then.
Pensu 12
Jeeze a lot of body police came out of the woodwork for this one. Wear whatever you like! Any dude who would avoid getting in a relationship with you because of the kind of *pants* you wear really isn't worth working toward marriage with.
mkcherry 14
A lot of people seem convinced you'll find a person you "loves you for you" no matter what you look like and you should just wear whatever and no one else should ever say anything. For someone so young to point it out it sounds like either you aren't wearing nice track pants (ill-fitting, old, bad style) or you're wearing them far too often. If you wear the same thing every day or constantly stayed dressed in athletic gear or track pants it does send the image that you really don't care what you wear or the image you present to others. You could miss out on a great guy who would "love you for you" but didnt get the chance to know you because you look sloppy.
RageWolf16 31
How about op just wears whatever pants she wants because it's her body, her wardrobe, and her choice?
GirlWhoLovesVB 9
OP should be able to wear whatever she wants. In my opinion, some of the prettiest girls are the ones who look pretty without any effort. No crop tops, skin tight yogas, etc... Just athletic shorts and t shirts kind of girls.
Mortoli 30
heres an idea when you get married before her... wear track pants underneath ;)