Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML
Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
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olliec 0
Smart kid. haha
Soup_fml 0
Now I have this image in my head of a little girl waking up to find a decapitated fairy under her pillow.
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Comments (170)
Butcher_1419 0
that's what you get for lying to a 6yr old lol
LostSoul81 0
that's just awesome. how'd she get the mouse traps in the first place is concerning but her determination to catch the tooth fairy is just too cute!
tekcor 2
Absolutely fake. Spring-loaded mousetraps are very sensitive. Simply putting a pillow on it might be enough to trigger it, let alone having a kid lay on the pillow.
Youresofake 0
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE It doesn't even make sense. If they were under her pillow, they couldn't be set anyways. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
zabeth_fml 0
If she was able to get her hand on mousetraps, that is YOUR failing in life as an irresponsible parent.
CopperPeony 4
Thank you #41. My first reaction reading this was how irresponsible a parent would have to be to have mousetraps in areas where a six year old could managed to get ahold of them. I'd be surprised if a child in that situation still had ten fingers before they reached seven.
fringle 0
I find it sad that she wanted to kill the tooth fairy.
Smashly_Ashly 0
Finding out the Tooth Fairy wasn't real didn't destroy my life. I think before the age of 10 Adults try to make life Rated G. It's a good thing.
SamSJester 0
Congrats, you have a really clever kid!
lolhahahahhahaaa 0
beliving magical things as a child was great I loved it and I still do
jjcooper 0
she's good