Miscellaneous: Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was...

By shoelace18 - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By being a fairy is hard - 28/10/2021 08:00

Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML

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By snapped - 13/11/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2017 00:00

Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I was asleep. FML

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graveworm 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:05

she's 5 and your how old? how can she make you do anything? get a grip.

PityFool 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:05

I don't know what to think, here. Either that's love, or that's just demeaning. This could be the first time she learns about loss, if you stop right now.

Comments

Smeelover27 15

Monday 14 May 2012 3:58

I think someone should get this man the best father award. And OP, sorry that you have to go digging. Why don't you tell her that the tooth fairy will still bring her money? That way, you do not have to go digging again. Best of luck.

brianax36 14

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:19

Well now, that's kind of shitty.

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 10 August 2012 19:33

Your wife planted that seed, she should do the digging.

bbf17 2

Friday 14 September 2012 18:17

not your fault she swallowed it, she should be the one looking for it and not you doing all the work

Haleymkoon 2

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:08

Well.. Did you find it?

texascutie10 1

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:44

well, did you find it?

lolalola47l 8

Sunday 10 November 2013 2:07

disgusitng ..... all I have to say fyl to the max

beaglegal 42

Friday 15 November 2013 1:23

I swallowed my tooth once too when I was younger and asked my mom to do that. But then she yelled at me.

charlotteel 11

Sunday 27 April 2014 19:31

Get your wife to do it!

BeautifulMine 16

Tuesday 28 April 2015 16:04

"the tooth fairy will know when it comes out. once it does, you'll know because there will be money under your pillow. we don't have to look for it. " seriously, i don't even have kids. too easy. ydi.