Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
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obviousboy 8
I see him saying, "Let's play a game," to people in the future.
Meenah_fml 4
Yikes. Kids find the craziest hiding spots for small things. Good luck.
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Comments (88)
eaglerob 20
Take 10 of his toys and exchange them for each of the keys.
lovelyohhmee 8
Sucks for you, Imagine him forgetting where he put them all lol.... FYL
holyshitbatman 20
a 5 year old cant get them off a key ring alone. also, with kids that young you should keep your keys out of reach. YDI
RedPillSucks 31
It's a key ring, not some interlocking puzzle ring. My 3 year old could have done that.
misspennycakes 7
I'm 25 and still have trouble getting the keys off. Your three yr old must be some ******* genius
ballbearing 10
Or you have very poor motor skills.
SaveCowEatCarrot 14
Let's hope he hasn't eaten any of them. I'm talking from experience, guys.
misspennycakes 7
That's naughty, at 5 thy know better
OfficeNinja 5
He did invent an awesome game. For his amusement.
ajrado1 3
My brother did that to me once, only he left the keys together and I couldn't find them for 2 days.
MissNicky177 6
He's five. How hard could it possibly be?
lillypatter 13
sorry op. I used to do that too... but I wouldn't remember where I put them.
KiddNYC1O 20
He's a champ!