Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
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obviousboy 8
I see him saying, "Let's play a game," to people in the future.
Meenah_fml 4
Yikes. Kids find the craziest hiding spots for small things. Good luck.
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Comments (88)
WonkeyDonkey 10
I'd bribe him into finding them, tell him for every key he finds he'll get a jelly bean! ;)
deliki 11
My nephew did this to me once when he was 2, hid my keys on an empty egg carton. Took me and my sister bout an hour to find them.
emh86 14
Look inside things. Cars, trollies, pockets. Kids are little masters at that!
Chrispayne 4
Kids like keys, he probably has them on him
DarkskyFML 5
First, you suck at hide and seek. Second, introduce him to the key cleaner plugs located around the house about sixteen inches from the floor.
lisaroxmysoxx 16
Think like a 5 year old!
lifeisgood_03 8
what if he flushed them down the toilet.. good luck!
Jechtael 10
Check behind your eyeball. That's where I found my key the last time someone asked if I wanted to play a game after hiding it.
wow2mylife 25
my cousin hid her mom makeup around the house and it was 2 months ago and they only found a brush and the others isn't found and she took over the basket too
kenyrabit 25
Check his stomach! lol