Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
maybe it's her imaginary "Mom". hopefully. if not, damn
hussamhasi 22
Take it easy maybe its just his other wife . JK
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Comments (81)
justsayingbeach 15
Wow ... More info please OP!
Joshawott 21
Have you seen the movie "Coraline"? Because it might be that. Although I hope it isn't that.
AScooterman 12
Man no clue the pain you just felt. Holy crud.
half_past_hell 4
Or she's just been reading too much Neil Gaiman. If that's possible.
saffy66 34
Surely no man would be stupid enough to introduce a school age child to his secret lover? Hopefully this is an imaginary 'other mommy' and not a sign off infidelity or a sitter who's crossing the line.
MorbidInsanity 11
My mom was dumb enough to take my brother and I around her boyfriends while my parents were still married. Humans suck, I'm sure a dude can be just as lame-minded.
sirrubberduckie 37
#31, "surely no man would be stupid enough..." Lololololololol. Certainly not every man, but no man?
jazmin27 9
Could be a teacher is she's in school/daycare
MorbidInsanity 11
Go down on him more and maybe he won't cheat.
sirrubberduckie 37
Really?
schreibergx93 19
Should be interesting for him to explain. I do hope it's not what everyone thinks it may be. Good luck OP!
karenbeth320 8
when I was a kid I made up a different family I had and talked about it to my family. I had a really overactive imagination she might too :)
Blake77_fml 19
She means from her previous life