Kids: Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy"...

By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Erbtosis - 13/05/2016 02:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML

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By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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Monday 4 January 2016 15:21

maybe it's her imaginary "Mom". hopefully. if not, damn

hussamhasi 22

Monday 4 January 2016 15:17

Take it easy maybe its just his other wife . JK

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DenBriZel 31

Thursday 7 January 2016 18:46

Maybe it's not his fault? Maybe.... I've seen "Mama" too many times... Lol

baubsmith 6

Friday 8 January 2016 7:52

perhaps he can introduce you to nice mommy so you can get some good parenting tips.

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 8 January 2016 9:49

Have you recently watched Coraline by any chance?

nuckibug 4

Monday 18 January 2016 11:14

Does your daughter watch Coraline? If she does that's why.

Allisonpauling 8

Tuesday 19 January 2016 2:43

Oh **** your life sucks

399 41

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:11

FYL OP :(

whoiver 5

Thursday 1 September 2016 2:40

And her name is Caroline?

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