By rikitsumiatsu

This is the rhythm of the night

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Who's fault is that?

She really ought to blackmail you with it. It'd be a shame if your friends and family had to witness your disgraceful buffoonery. A damned shame.

You might wanna back off your drinking so Cyndi Lauper doesn't tempt you to shed your garments.