Videos, Alcohol, Drunk and Dance: This is the rhythm of the night

This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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bloopaloop 27

Friday 10 April 2020 4:18

90’s music does that to me too bro.

omgjenwtf 11

Friday 10 April 2020 4:57

Just own it! It happens to the best of us. At least it wasn’t country music

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 April 2020 2:49

Who's fault is that? She really ought to blackmail you with it. It'd be a shame if your friends and family had to witness your disgraceful buffoonery. A damned shame. You might wanna back off your drinking so Cyndi Lauper doesn't tempt you to shed your garments.