Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
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Mikeskinner 7
Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!
wyattshack 4
I think I just threw up a little
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Comments (115)
SanityIsOverated 3
I know we should probably feel bad for OP, but I feel bad for the mouse. As if death wasn't enough, it got squished too. Insult to death.
Meow_Bitches 7
SAME thats why I said "Poor mouse D:" lol
perdix 31
I feel bad for the cat! She gave her owner the best prize she could and all he does is whine about it. Ingrate!!!!
Missusluv313 9
You feel bad for the mouse? That's fantastic. Who cares? Mice and rats are the most disgusting things ever! They all need to be destroyed.
SanityIsOverated 3
Perhaps you need to be destroyed due to your rudeness. I'm sure some people would find THAT disgusting yet apparently you're still around. Everything has a right to live and death is a sad aspect of life. I'm not saying mice are glorious creatures but they shouldn't be destroyed because you personally find them disgusting.
Missusluv313 9
Awwwww, I see I struck a nerve with you, didn't i? I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you feel this way considering your name is Sanity Is Overrated. You can say what the **** you want lol. I'm always gonna think mice and rats are disgusting. Now go and seek therapy, you clearly need it.
SanityIsOverated 3
I don't need therapy. I just value life of animals no matter what they are. If that's being crazy then fine with me.
Tragichero92 12
Are you one of the two vegan zoologists that refused their roommate to kill cockroaches?
SanityIsOverated 3
Nope. I love a good burger.
Tragichero92 12
OK : ) Honestly though, we need a format for sarcasm.
Shroomk 9
Taking "shove my foot up your ass" too literal.
Michele2luv 8
I hate stepping on dead mice . . .
birdcagereligion 10
Thank god I'm allergic to cats!
fadingaway 17
Oh God. I shudder to think of the terrible and sickening cracking sound I heard when I once stood on a fly; I can't imagine how horrible this must have been. Poor OP.
ShyAnn29 15
Think of the sound when a cat eats a mouse, or in my case, my dog eating a mouse, that is incredibly disgusting!
pennies_lane 6
that must have been a big fly!
Tshegs19 1
thats just *eEeeww
SkoomaKi 28
When the zombie apocalypse comes and you have no food, I think we know who will bring the supply of mice meat.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Why kitty, why!? This is why I have a restraining order on the neighborhood cats.
SeedlessMe 13
Hey, at least it was a dead mouse! I happened to get a present this morning too, but it was only half dead... So much worse! :( Thank goodness I saw it before stepping on it.
bethany45 3
That's gross