Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
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Mikeskinner 7
Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!
wyattshack 4
I think I just threw up a little
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Comments (115)
drunkandfml 11
I need to stop reading FMLs when I'm eating
skyfire21 3
My cat brings me live mice into the house, so don't feel bad
megmich 4
Good thing I don't have mice, or so I think?
Tragichero92 12
I forgive you Alien_Artist.
skittycat213 19
Aw man, I've had that happen before... It only gets worse as your cat realises it can catch other types of rodents. But we still love our cats! =^.^=
AJCT 2
I had a similar thing a while back - we had a party at our house and had had an outbreak of mice just before. THe next day there was a very flat mouse on the stairs that had been unwittingly trodden on by some inebriated soul heading for the big white telephone...
WhyCantIDoRight 5
I'm glad my cat is too retarded to catch a mouse.
Soultiger113 1
My cat brought me a live bird once. I think she was trying to teach me how to catch them.
peace_love_shit 7
It's funny cause I can perfectly picture that lolz
zimgirl 18
didn't really like my breakfast anyways , freakin yuck lol