Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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evlbb2 2
You should really go inside and meet the parents/kids at least once. Really. :p On the other hand, glad to see you trust(ed?) your daughter enough to not need to know every little detail of her life. I would presume its kate's brother. Kid seems smart.
mattmag 0
Surely you've met Kate, and presumably she's come over to your house for sleepovers too. You haven't spoken to her parents or stepped foot in the house when going to drop her off and pick her up? I'm calling bullshit.
DaddyzgURL_109 0
Omg Its totally your fault u shudda asked to see kate in the first place... Well now your daughters not a virgin HAHAHA
liveBabylon 0
WOW THIS IS SUPER WEIRD TO ME MY OLD BEST FRIEND IS NOW 15-SHE TOLD HER MOM WE WERE GOING TO KATE'S HOUSE IT WAS HER BOYFRIEND!!!
CrazyOvrMustangs 10
Wow, how about being a better parent and pay attention to who your kid is hanging around? Completely your fault. Parenting fail.
opschief 0
Oh hi, Grandma! Get used to hearing that, 'cause your complete lack of parenting skills will give you that. Or, "hey, Mom, why does my pussy stink and leak pus?" Dumbass. Parent your kid. They aren't born knowing how to survive. You have to protect them. Dumbass. Wish I knew which girls had moms like your stupid ass at that age. I would have ****** the shit out of them and you probably would have brought me a soda. Dumbass.
skgirl 0
um think positive maybe her friend "kate" has a brother and she recently started dating?? think positive:]
Peaches21 0
Maybe there is a Kate? or maybe kate is her "boyfriend" lol If there is no Kate, I'm sorry but your daughter is a hoe. Tell her to use condom sense before you have "too many babies". xDD
dramakat11 0
Wow, that doesn't make her a ho you judgmental bitch. Anyway, OP: if her boyfriend is not Kate's brother or something then FYL for having a dumbass for a daughter. Why would she unravel her lie like that?
Paige_Nicole10 0
maybe kate has a brother
ThespisTx 3
YDI!!! It's called being responsible and knowing where you're daughter is. I mean 2 years and you never met Kate? She's only 15 not 18 time to know her friends. Thank you for contributing to teen pregnancy.