Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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Phoenix_fml 13
I can't decided who is dumber in this FML.
fmlfmlfml15 0
you are lol..... "i can't decided"???
wut_fml 0
Yeah... YDI. My mom never let me go to anyone else's house with out at least talking to their parents on the phone. Usually she'd come inside for a second when she dropped me off just to say hello to my friend's parents and to confirm I wasn't trying to pull something on her.
blondeatheartoh9 0
Do any of the OP's ever even read their comments? I mean they probably don't follow the comments and by the time they come to the website, so many more have been posted? I've never seen OP actually reply but here is my two cents! Just like everyone said, it could be Kate's brother! I mean if she slept there for 2 years, its bound that she started liking the guy! Also, when you got to the house to drop her off, you should've been like, Omg! This is Kate's house! Are you dating her brother? Why hold it in? Ask her! Like WTC.
letitbe56 0
It does happen. See comment #62 here http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4083142 for example. Also, trolls sometimes like to pretend to be the OP.
blondeatheartoh9 0
Also, how can you have NOT met Kate in the past two years that your daughter slept over there? Even when she was 13, wouldn't you wanted to meet Kate's parents or IDK meet the actual girl?
dELiA14 0
Um, YDI cause u didn't ask about "Kates" parents and u didn't meet them... So it's ur fault, sorry to say(:
TheRoflMonster 0
If shes not dating Kates brother, YDI for not going inside ONCE to meet her parents or to see what kinda person this "Kate" is. Parenting Fail!
juliarae 0
what a wonderful parent you are! and your daughter just busted herself. how stupid!
elchapin562 0
why are u letting ur girl go to a friends house without meeting the friend first? YDI
Figureskater_15 0
This person does not fail as a parent. Ive tricked my mom into letting me go to friends house who ive met over the internet. I tricked her two times. my mom hasnt met even half of the friends I hang out with and go over to their houses and I am almost 16. Obvisouly the poster trustes her daughter like the way my mom trusts me.
lilly1185 3
You didn't "trick" your mom, nor does your mom trust you. She obviously just doesn't have the sense to get acquainted with the parents before letting you get drugged up and raped by a 45 year old burly man with a severe case of pedophilia. :D
athos1237 4
YDI for not paying attention to what your teen daughter is up to. At least she's not pregnant, yet. Another canucknucklehead! Y'all got some real winners up there.