Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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kiwi2013 0
okay sooo, i'm 15. dating someone. we don't do anything 'sexual' and that would make me a ****? wow... and to the OP, ask to meet kate.
Jbiebs82 0
She's dating Kates bro huney nice try this probably isn't an FML unles u know their isn't a Kate..
GazeboFoppery 0
Pretty sure that it's safe to say at this point she knows that Kate does not in fact actually exist, but has simplified the story to get down to the point and fit into the word limit. I have to say though, it's because of situations like this that right from the start my parents would only let me sleep over at a friend's house if they knew the parents and or the kid. Even if she was actually sleeping over at her friend "Kate's" house instead of her boyfriend's, you would never know even a little bit if it was a safe environment for your daughter to be in because you didn't take enough time to look deeper into your daughter's life. It's good to trust your kids, but it's for their own safety that you need to pay close attention to your child's lives.
justpeedmyself 0
#294 what if her mother knows Kate but just didn't know where she lived. Or what if she is dating Kate's brother or what if Kate moved and the guy's parents bought the house. You don't know what the situation is we don't even know if this true. So I think people who don't know the situation should not judge others. Just saying...
soccerchick02 3
you're a shitty parent. you should at least meet the kid and his/her parents. im 15, and i have more common sense than you. YDI but also FYL for having a daughter u cant communicate with
smhallo 0
you never asked to meet kate, and even if kate does have a brother it sucks for op because you been driving and allowing your daughter to stay overnight at her boyfriends house. just because she may have gone to have a "sleepover" at kates dosen't mean she spent time with kate
Sam_13161821 0
So? Don't be an overprotective bitch.
babz1591 0
Ehh at least she finally told u lol if it was me I would of waited 2 more years lol
lillypilly35 0
maybe "kate's" brother is her boyfriend. but ydi for being a shitty parent.
Allstarr23 1
Maybe kate is a sister
kristi_nisbett 0
ydi because if u cared whos house she was at u would have gotten to kno the people... and it doesnt matter if shes dating at 13 14 or 15, does that mean its ok for her to sleep at a boys house?? no shes too young! n if ur daughter didnt think u would catch on shes pretty damn dumb