Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
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Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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Comments (242)
AshleighSmashly 0
...and this is why you meet you childs friends parents... Yup.
liziedanielle 0
ahahahahaa
elwood0412 0
Lol
kay2beauty 0
So you don't even go in to see what type of environment your daughter is staying in? No meet the parents, no meeting "Kate". Wow. YDI
dobbyisfreeeeeee 10
Kate has a brother? :P
2O12 6
Why the **** did you let your daughter sleepover at a stranger's?
werewolftrixie 0
It could always be that her bf is Kate's brother yknow...
jdortega 2
She's been in a relationship for 2 years at 15? That's pretty impressive
silencebabyy 23
YDI, cause you're supposed to meet the parents. Or at least take her in make sure everything's alright say hi to the parents. Like what do you do just drop her off outside and leave-_- And by the way, you should ground her or something!
ashleylynn520 4
U should've checked who she was spending the night with.