Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Ouch
Sun_Kissed18 25
Ouch Edit: Doble post >.
FPsLife 5
I cba to read through all the comments, but YDI for not meeting the person and their parents beforehand. Lrn2mother
catriona_cd 0
ok have to say it. on another site there is a chick who confesses to have been pimped out from 13 :( http://www.truuconfessions.com/channels/Single/confession/7947 you fail as a parent. you see where im going or are you that sheltered?
sexymessy 0
YDI for sure...For one you should already have met "kate's" parents if she's been going there for two years now.For two I would think you know something about her bf which you were taking her to see.And also maybe she is dating kate's brother, OR maybe he lives by Kate and she wanted to stop by her friends before hanging out with him.
PICKLESTICKLE 0
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stone_light 0
ya "kate" probably just has a brother, maybe even a cousin, that is the daughter's boyfriend. either way you should have met kate's parents during those 2 years. hell even drop your daughter off and walk her to the door-> easy way to me the parents.
xismex 0
Here's a thought.. Don't have kids! I agree with she's dumb.
greenrapsody 0
what you do is go inside to meet his family to check and see if he has a sister named kate ;)
Rickem414 0
thank god ive yet to have kids let alone a daughter but if i did i wouldnt let her leave the house till about 37 years old hahaha