Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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bxgurl95 0
I don't think its Kate's bro becuase it didn't sound like a slip-up. She would have said Kate's house if Kate existed. YDI for being a bad parent, what are you doing driving her to her boyfriend's house? And what kind of parent doesn't know the parent and people you are leaving your child let a lone daughter with?
Stevieebabyy 0
There is simply no way for her to be that sneaky at 13 and that stupid at 15.
person1000003 0
Ask to meet Kate maybe they are brothers and sister thinnnnnnnk
Lisasimpsonfan 0
#177 Haha you have proven yourself to be a untrustworthy liar and your boyfriends parents to be "Jerry Springer" quality trash. Good Job! Hopefully when you grow up, you will realize how WRONG you were no matter how over protective you thought you parents were.
Junkson 0
Thats why you meet kate and her F***ing parents too. YDI for being a lazy, shitty parent.
raulen 0
CUT THE LADY SOME SLACK - no matter how "good" of a parent someone is, the kid will always find a loop hole. Trust me, i know plenty of my friends' parents who are excellent at what they do for them and are very intelligent themselves, but my friends are also intelligent and know how to worm their way around things. I'm sure the majority of us have thought up grand-plans to trick our parents and it worked right? Would you insult your mother to such extent to say she is horrible and shes failed at parenting? I think not. So stop being such assholes by judging this woman's character and parenting solely on a single FML submission. oh & get a sense of humour whle you're at it.
wut_fml 0
Yeah, teenagers can get pretty creative to get around their parents' rules, but this girl has been going to sleepovers for 2 years. Talking to the other kid's parents is pretty standard, common sense parenting. It's not like the daughter thought up some extravagent plan.
honeyishrnkdakid 2
there is no reason you should have been driving your child over to a girls house for 2 YEARS without having met her and her parents at some point, preferably before she went over there for the first sleepover. You never know what people do behind the closed doors of their homes. So YDI.
invertigo 0
holy shit your daughter is pretty stupid
xxMiiNii 0
Well obviously, she got it from her mother.
Meg_Me456 0
ydi for for being a bad parent. when i was 15 i was never allowed to have asleep over unless my mother KNEW the person and SPOKE TO THEIR PARENTS.
captainmaharet 1
Parenting fail. I was never allowed near another kid's house unless my mother personally spoke with the parents. The front door is only a few feet from the driveway, genius.