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Today, ever since he got out of jail, my brother thinks it's hilarious to use the skills other inmates taught him to break into my house, setting up pranks, or watching tv and waiting for me to get home. It's mostly harmless, but it is still majorly pissing me off. Should I call the cops if he continues? FML
Breaking in entering is still breaking in entering. Don't be afraid to call the cops. It sucks, but he brought it on himself. Learning tricks in prison is one thing. Being dumb enough to try them once out, is foolishness.
At some point, you either accept him being a douche that didn't respect your privacy and space, or you do something about it. Up to you. If you warned him several times and he still doesn't listen, it's on him if the police is called on him, not you.
Have you tried talking to him about this? Up to you if you call the cops, there will be consequences in some form from doing so. Be ready for whatever it could be. It might only make things worse.
Booby trap your house.