Kids: Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months...

By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML

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betseyville 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:50

That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.

streetriots 9

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:51

Only in Georgia.

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Nighthunter 11

Friday 12 October 2012 2:39

At least it stays in the family!

hockeychick27 5

Friday 12 October 2012 2:40

Your stepdaughter is a ho. On the bright side, who doesn't love grand kids?

mandavlore1 1

Friday 12 October 2012 2:44

What the ****. I know it's not incest but the fact she's pregnant is just horrible

BrownBear720 0

Friday 12 October 2012 2:47

Congratulations your a grandparent!!!!

arcslogger 2

Friday 12 October 2012 2:47

Well at least the kids are getting along

angryblackman95 1

Friday 12 October 2012 2:54

Why does everyone assume OP is a woman??

dohdohdoh 13

Friday 12 October 2012 2:57

Up the bum no babies!

hailey482012 1

Friday 12 October 2012 3:04

Yikes

bryan788 29

Friday 12 October 2012 3:11

Holiday family dinners are going just a bit more interesting from now on,

LaBooskie 1

Friday 12 October 2012 3:16

Damn rednecks.

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