Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML
Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
I'd be pissed.
PaulB123 11
If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.
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Comments (155)
amberstarr89 5
Boil some water and vanilla it will take the smell out
raraisbang 12
Well he's not the brightest bulb in the pack now is he? At ten years old, I don't see how he could have possibly thought that pissing in the oven was the right thing to do... But hey, if it's the cool thing to do these days? ;D jk, jk.
blueknight1st 26
I'd have beat the crap out of him for it. Just because he's 10, or a child, doesn't give him a free pass to be retarded.
Mr_Eradication13 9
Clever kid!
nastyness 0
My husband did this when he was 3....
iceblue_fml 0
Nevermind, I thought you said it was your son
Mattdawson 1
Here comes the short bus
davab 0
Since when does a fluid gets burned?
Dagnorus 0
Overalls, duct tape, rope and a very tall tree. Be peace and quiet till you decide its time
channy8cc 3
I woulda beat his ass lol
JazyPooh 0
Thats how you get yo a** beat