Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Top comments
Boon_fml 0
YDI..Why would you make noise during sex if your family is in the room right below yours? Either keep quiet, or don't do it when your family's around.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It could have been far worse! If my family ever heard me having sex, they would (at the very LEAST) kick me out. So count yourself lucky...
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Comments (88)
The_good_times 0
That's just ******* gross and disrespectful. I can understand wanting to have sex once while the family is at home for the thrill of it, but then at least be super quiet and sneaky so they don't have to hear you banging their son?
evfreak_fml 0
Agreed..
ElMundio87 0
your family should evacuate you from the house, what the **** is wrong with you?
WiseGuy79 14
Your house has a 'cinema room'? Must be nice when there's no sexing going on upstairs lol
TheVariableX 0
That's what you get for having a ******* " cinema room" YDI
rebanne 5
stupid for ******* when family is home. gross. perverted.
dudehey 0
dumbass,waitt till there gone..?
evfreak_fml 0
Well now they must have enjoyed it! Probably masturbating to you and your boyfriend's moaning, hahaha! FYL, indeed.
perdix 31
They weren't bothered by the noise -- they were worried that your two, big, fat asses would come crashing through the ceiling. You two need to lose a lot of weight so you don't terrorize your family with an earthquake of flab.
Emrysa 1
If you knew this because you heard them walk out, or because you heard the t.v. stop, perhaps you should scrump somewhere without paper thin walls. If you found out because they checked to see if you were finished, then yeah, probably a personal problem. Either way ydi for being a moron.
GCSB 0
woooowww, you are very lucky that his parents didn't say anything! however, I think this is a "eff their lives" because they have a) a sleezy son who has no respect for his parents home and would bring a girl over to have sex with her, LOUD sex, in their home and b) their son has a slutty girlfriend who has no respect for her boyfriend's parents and screams while having sex with him. do you really feel the need to make it that obvious that you're gettin some? and i feel bad for you, your boyfriend is a loser who doesn't have his own place to bring a girl home to. yeah, you picked a winner! how disrespectful to have sex in his parents home, shame on you. next time keep it down, or go somewhere else!