Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Top comments
Boon_fml 0
YDI..Why would you make noise during sex if your family is in the room right below yours? Either keep quiet, or don't do it when your family's around.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It could have been far worse! If my family ever heard me having sex, they would (at the very LEAST) kick me out. So count yourself lucky...
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Comments (88)
bitemeeplz 0
wow if only I could get some of that, my boyfriend decided that he doesn't wanna have sex for 3 years in case he gets me prego while were still in school -_-
oldenuff2party 3
they have a cinima room intheir house ? cool. and just shut up during sex
Ahook1 0
my girlfriend is exactly like that my entire extended family know all about it now. CURSE THE ITALIAN STEROTYPE!
damn_it110 0
WTF? it was kinda hard to understand this. I think op was trying to sound sophosticated but failed.
amanduhmor87 2
Why would you have sex w your man when all of his family is downstairs????? You TOTALLY deserve it...
sammi_rubs 0
uhhh I would be comiting suidide if I ****** sombody at my house with my dad home
Roflmaoqxz 3
Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol
lawlatyourfml 0
lmao. at least your boyfriends good in bed. i don't see how this is an FML haha. at least you didn't scream OH MY GOD about something on the tv like the chick a couple FMLs down
howrudoin 11
you'd think his fam would turn up the volume on the TV or sumthin... they must like hearing you moan lol
Kitten345 5
You deserve it! Do you see nothing wrong with having sex with your boyfriend at the same time that his WHOLE family is in the house?!