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By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML

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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, my house was pelted with rotten eggs. Apparently, my daughter and her friends are bullying a boy in her class. So, his older brother set out for revenge. According to the threatening note he left, "This is just the start if they don't leave him alone." My daughter thinks this means she should bully harder. FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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By gorokhan2 - 27/04/2020 17:00

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML

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By cjw - 06/03/2013 00:07 - United States

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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flinkpamingo 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:17

First, you shouldn't be mad at her. HE is the one who dogged you. Secondly, grow up, get a life and realize that anyone who makes you that angry and treats you like that isn't worth the power it takes to squish a bug. What a waste. Go find someone who acctually loves you and wants to be with you. Come on, suck it up and move on, and have a nice day. You deserve better.

Lolbrittany 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

should've egged HIS house/vehicle.

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SpitFyre 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:25

Aside from the obvious "you should be mad at your bf," "egging houses is immature," etc., how the hell did you miss with an entire carton of eggs? And why didn't you just get closer to the house/truck for better aim? Idiot.

sun_babe 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:30

Seriously, grow up.

blackdog218 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:38

YDI for being immature crybabies. And like someone said before, you should be more mad at your boyfriend.

2Kool4School 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:41

you must be a dumb ***** for getting revenge on the girl who slept with your bf....maybe you should just go get a pair of scissor and run around in your front yard

protooler31 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:43

why would you not egg your BOYFRIEND'S house? maybe i'm missing some information here, but perhaps the girl was innocent in all this and didn't know that your "boyfriend" was already ******* somebody else...or maybe you're just jealous cause he would rather **** her than you. YDI

Shlizabeth 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:47

I ******* hate people like you. Like, seriously HATE. If your boyfriend cheats on you, why are you going to blame the other girl? Because you're such a ******* pussy that if your boyfriend still wants to date you, you'd go ahead and do it. And if his guilt is bad enough that he'll propose to you after he cheated, then hell, you got a ring on your finger, right?!!? Get a life, you're a dumb bitch.

musicislove7 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:00

omg these people bug me so bad. Like really why does the OP deserve to die early? And all of the other comments that are so immature. If you think the OPs immature just read the comments. Seriously calm down.

lolwatlol 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:08

OP deserves a painful death. ha ha

Shlizabeth 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 21:38

Words don't show immaturity, if they did, every single person on this planet would be immature. Immaturity is shown by stupid actions, and this was the cream of the crop.