By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
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cowsgomooatyou 8

just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.

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JP101 0

2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.

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bakayaro_fml 0

guess what OP I don't get sex (my older sisters 20 and on her 3rd baby so my gf and I quit sex out of fear), I eat my gf out and finger her all the time. guess what I get? OCCASIONALLY a freaking handjob. they don't even keep me hard. try that. and no I'm not bad at what I do for my girlfriend at all.

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cleio81 5

I feel you. I have come to the same realization. T-T

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sajupt 17

Same here... Married for 10 days n forget sex, no hugging either... :(

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alexzannder 0

Don't u watch movies, or pay attention to anything now a days, if so us kno that's what marriage does to u

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columbiancoffeei 6

hadnt you heard marriage is the death of your sex life lol

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herekittie99 1

Wait 4 years ....

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harley07 3

If it means anything, I've been married 4 years, no kids, and I haven't had sex in 12 weeks..... And I'm the wife

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